A whimsical piece of satire that originally appeared - and was commissioned for - www.timatkin.com
The concrete “eggs” that have replaced wooden barrels.
Credit: Sonoma Cast Stone
Credit: Sonoma Cast Stone
The ISPB - International Society for the
Protection of Birds - announced yesterday that it was supporting
the “Get Wood” campaign recently launched by France’s leading
barrel-making organisation FAT - the Fédération Artisanale des
Tonneliers, and LOUSA Lumberjacks Of USA. Speaking at a press conference
yesterday, Cath Artiformes said that her charity was very concerned about the
impact the trend towards unoaked wines was having on some of the world’s forests.
“The woodland of Troncais, Nevers, Allier, Vosges and Limousin in France and
Missouri in the US provide an essential habitat for a wide range of birds,
including buzzards and tits.” she said, going on to suggest that “It may not be
too much to say that if this tendency is not reversed, the American eagle may
become extinct”.
Today, France has just two working cooperages,
and one of these has switched most of its focus to producing decorative water
butts and containers for plants and flowers. The abandonment of casks by
bourbon producers in the US has led to a similar collapse in the North American
barrel market, while over 90% of Australian and New Zealand wine is now aged in
eggs or stainless steel. “It was all that oaky Chardonnay and Shiraz from the
big foreign-owned wine companies that did for our wine industry” declared Hunter
Valley winemaker Hedda Intheclouds. “Now, we’ve got rid of all those brands,
shrunk production by 90% and are making French-style regional wine in eggs,
we’ve got the Australian industry precisely where we want it to be”.
Unwooded wines started to gain a following in
the early years of the 21st century, thanks in part to the efforts of
leading UK critics such as Jancis Robinson and Tim Atkin who repeatedly took a
stand against what they believed to be the “overoaked” character of some New
World wines. For a while, however, the producers of regions like Bordeaux and
Burgundy continued to believe that ageing in new oak barrels was important for
their wines. It was the financial crisis of 2007-8 that drove many to
reconsider their position, especially after the arrival on the scene of
concrete “eggs”. With new barrels costing $1000 or more apiece, the eggs -
which never need replacing - pay for themselves remarkably quickly, and after
the high profile chateau Pontet Canet announced that it had bought an egg,
France’s and America’s coopers began to see orders drying up.
A major factor in the move away from barrels has been the rise in
popularity of Pinot Grigio and Sauvignon Blanc and, since around 2015,
Riesling, none of which is usually aged in barrels. Another nail in the (oak)
coffin was the final retirement of wood and bird lover Robert Parker and the
declaration by his successor Hugh G Balloni that the 2016 vintage of Huevo Podrido, a newly launched $100, unwooded,
Sin-Crianza, wine from Marques de Murrieta was the finest Rioja he’d ever
tasted. Across the border in Portugal, the traditionalists received another
blow when the ever-innovative Taylor’s (inventors of Croft Pink Port) announced
that it was now ageing its vintage port in real concrete “pipes” rather than
wooden ones.
“We are facing a disaster” said barrelmaker François
Quercus. “Now even the most successful Napa wineries have switched to eggs,
while our former French customers have taken to printing “Vieux Chêne” - Old
Oak - on their labels. Shaking his head in dismay, Quercus said “barrels have
been part of wine since the days of the Romans. Wine has to be in a barrel. It needs to breathe through
the wood; wine that has been aged in stainless steel or concrete develops
undesirable ‘reduced’ aromas”. Experts like Dr Jamie Goode, disagree, however,
responding that these characteristics are the result of winemakers not adapting
their sulphor regime to the new containers.
Some members of the so-called “natural” wine
movement are uncertain how to react to the switch from barrels to eggs. “On the
one hand, I applaud the fact that wine no longer has that artificial vanilla
flavour, and sometimes smells naturally like a badly-tended latrine”, said
doyenne of the movement, Alice Feiring, “But on the other, I worry about all
those birds”.
The facts behind the whimsy
(Any resemblance between this story and recent trends involving natural corks is entirely intentional)
Oak barrel sales are falling. In a
July 10, 2013 article, Drinks Business quoted
Pierre Marchais, marketing director of French barrelmaker Vicard as saying
that “3% of the world’s global wine production was aged in barrel, now
it’s just 2%, so we’ve lost 33% of the market…The trend at the moment is for
fruit forward wines that are designed to be drunk young, which isn’t working in
our favour.”
The cork producers of Portugal regularly – and
questionably - claim that a move from natural corks to synthetic ones or
screwcaps will lead to the extinction of wildlife in Portuguese forests. And
fans of natural cork, like M Quercus, also like to say that undesirable
“reduction” aromas are a frequent consequence of the use of screwcaps.
90% of New Zealand wine is now sealed with
screwcaps (without evident reduction problems) while the figure in Australia is
rising to similar levels.
Hedda Intheclouds is an invention, but her views do very closely
represent those of some Australian producers I have met.
Concrete eggs do cost less in the long term than barrels and are being introduced by increasing numbers of producers, including Pontet Canet.
Concrete eggs do cost less in the long term than barrels and are being introduced by increasing numbers of producers, including Pontet Canet.
I apologise for putting words in the mouths of
any living people and for imagining the launch of wines that are unlikely ever
to exist.
I disagree with so much of this!
ReplyDeleteOak is incredibly important to the premium market and I don't believe we will see a huge movement away from barrels in that sector. Granted, cheaper wines have moved from wood to other methods - I personally favour aluminium over cement but that is irrelevant.
Fact is that this article makes it seem like you are going to get the same quality wines without the use of barrels which is complete rubbish.
It's a satire... Not intended to be taken seriously... Written to make people think...
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Robert: has anyone suggested that Frank Oak should put a cork in it ?
ReplyDeleteThank you for that...
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